#let poem(content) = { set par(first-line-indent: 0em) align(center, block[ #set align(left) #set block(breakable: false) #emph(content) ]) } #poem[ #block[ “I'll tell thee everything I can; \ #h(1em)There's little to relate. \ I saw an aged aged man, \ #h(1em)A-sitting on a gate. \ ‘Who are you, aged man?' I said, \ #h(1em)‘and how is it you live?' \ And his answer trickled through my head \ Like water through a sieve. ] #block[ He said ‘I look for butterflies \ #h(1em)That sleep among the wheat: \ I make them into mutton-pies, \ #h(1em)And sell them in the street. \ I sell them unto men,' he said, \ #h(1em)‘Who sail on stormy seas; \ And that's the way I get my bread--- \ #h(1em)A trifle, if you please.' ] #block[ But I was thinking of a plan \ #h(1em)To dye one's whiskers green, \ And always use so large a fan \ #h(1em)That they could not be seen. \ So, having no reply to give \ #h(1em)To what the old man said, \ I cried, ‘Come, tell me how you live!' \ #h(1em)And thumped him on the head. ] #block[ His accents mild took up the tale: \ #h(1em)He said ‘I go my ways, \ And when I find a mountain-rill, \ #h(1em)I set it in a blaze; \ And thence they make a stuff they call \ #h(1em)Rolands' Macassar Oil--- \ Yet twopence-halfpenny is all \ #h(1em)They give me for my toil.' ] #block[ But I was thinking of a way \ #h(1em)To feed oneself on batter, \ And so go on from day to day \ #h(1em)Getting a little fatter. \ I shook him well from side to side, \ #h(1em)Until his face was blue: \ ‘Come, tell me how you live,' I cried, \ #h(1em)‘And what it is you do!' ] #block[ He said ‘I hunt for haddocks' eyes \ #h(1em)Among the heather bright, \ And work them into waistcoat-buttons \ #h(1em)In the silent night. \ And these I do not sell for gold \ #h(1em)Or coin of silvery shine \ But for a copper halfpenny, \ #h(1em)And that will purchase nine. ] #block[ ‘I sometimes dig for buttered rolls, \ #h(1em)Or set limed twigs for crabs; \ I sometimes search the grassy knolls \ #h(1em)For wheels of Hansom-cabs. \ And that's the way' (he gave a wink) \ #h(1em)‘By which I get my wealth--- \ And very gladly will I drink \ #h(1em)Your Honour's noble health.' ] #block[ I heard him then, for I had just \ #h(1em)Completed my design \ To keep the Menai bridge from rust \ #h(1em)By boiling it in wine. \ I thanked him much for telling me \ #h(1em)The way he got his wealth, \ But chiefly for his wish that he \ #h(1em)Might drink my noble health. ] #block[ And now, if e'er by chance I put \ #h(1em)My fingers into glue \ Or madly squeeze a right-hand foot \ #h(1em)Into a left-hand shoe, \ Or if I drop upon my toe \ #h(1em)A very heavy weight, \ I weep, for it reminds me so, \ Of that old man I used to know--- \ Whose look was mild, whose speech was slow, \ Whose hair was whiter than the snow, \ Whose face was very like a crow, \ With eyes, like cinders, all aglow, \ Who seemed distracted with his woe, \ Who rocked his body to and fro, \ And muttered mumblingly and low, \ As if his mouth were full of dough, \ Who snorted like a buffalo--- \ That summer evening, long ago, \ #h(1em)A-sitting on a gate.” ] ]