alice-in-metamorpov/adventures-in-wonderland/poems/you-are-old-father-william.typ

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#let poem(content) = {
set par(first-line-indent: 0em)
align(center, block[
#set align(left)
#set block(breakable: false)
#content
])
}
#poem[
#block[
“You are old, Father William,” the young man said, \
#h(1em)“And your hair has become very white; \
And yet you incessantly stand on your head--- \
#h(1em)Do you think, at your age, it is right?”
]
#block[
“In my youth,” Father William replied to his son, \
#h(1em)“I feared it might injure the brain; \
But, now that I'm perfectly sure I have none, \
#h(1em)Why, I do it again and again.”
]
#block[
“You are old,” said the youth, “as I mentioned before, \
#h(1em)And have grown most uncommonly fat; \
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door--- \
#h(1em)Pray, what is the reason of that?”
]
#block[
“In my youth,” said the sage, as he shook his grey locks, \
#h(1em)“I kept all my limbs very supple \
By the use of this ointment---one shilling the box--- \
#h(1em)Allow me to sell you a couple?”
]
#block[
“You are old,” said the youth, “and your jaws are too weak \
#h(1em)For anything tougher than suet; \
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak--- \
#h(1em)Pray, how did you manage to do it?”
]
#block[
“In my youth,” said his father, “I took to the law, \
#h(1em)And argued each case with my wife; \
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw, \
#h(1em)Has lasted the rest of my life.”
]
#block[
“You are old,” said the youth, “one would hardly suppose \
#h(1em)That your eye was as steady as ever; \
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose--- \
#h(1em)What made you so awfully clever?”
]
#block[
“I have answered three questions, and that is enough,” \
#h(1em)Said his father; “don't give yourself airs! \
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff? \
#h(1em)Be off, or I'll kick you down stairs!”
]
]